- me: i like this character
- person: ok
- me: no you dont understand
last night i dreamt i was at a baseball game and i was on the kiss-cam next to this cute boy with his family and everyone was cheering us on and the guy smiled at me and i smiled back and then i leaned over and kissed his sister instead and the stadium went completely silent before the announcer said “well that was certainly a curveball” and i laughed so hard i woke myself up
Eating Italian sausage pizza while watching Goodfellas.
when you open the fridge after your mom went grocery shopping