BOSS MICHELLE OBAMA PURSE SO HEAVY GETTIN OPRAH DOLLARS
*acoustic cover of your text post*
Look at all these crazy electrodes going into my head. I don’t even know where’s what. What’s going on? I can’t even feel my feet!
imagine an american going to hogwarts determined not to live up to stereotypes and they do pretty well up until they discover their patronus is a bald eagle
I love video games. I love video games a lot.
I am terrible at video games.
1 note? guess my kids arent eating tonight
you dying bruh
Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket
Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school